Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
alabama arkansas i do love my ma and pa
“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?”